Pickles-Pigs-Potato Salad

msfili:

Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die.
― Herbert Hoover

When I was younger, I memorized how each member of my family walked up the stairs. This way, I could tell if my mom was walking upstair or if it was a serial killer coming to murder me.

stonyinspiration:

Robert Downey Jr. nicknames Chris Evans “Dorito”.

Omg this proves Robert is on tumblr and knows all about Chris’s shoulder to waist ratio!!!!!!

le-go-go-las:

carryon-my-wayward-vagabond:

ramblingsofadeadite:

Quick reminder that these are all real movies.

Are you kidding

It gets funnier with every title

siriusly-fatal:

noonington:

theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

raggedymans:

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY INTO A FILM

THERE IS NOT POINT TO IT

ALL IT IS IS SEX, LEGIT THAT’S ALL IT IS

WITH ALL THESE AMAZING BOOKS THAT DESERVE A MOVIE

WHY PICK THAT ONE

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

I found this in my grandparents garage and I almost went an entire day not realizing what it said

I found this in my grandparents garage and I almost went an entire day not realizing what it said

Catching my best friend’s eye from across the bar
transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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