Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die.
― Herbert Hoover
When I was younger, I memorized how each member of my family walked up the stairs. This way, I could tell if my mom was walking upstair or if it was a serial killer coming to murder me.
Omg this proves Robert is on tumblr and knows all about Chris’s shoulder to waist ratio!!!!!!
Quick reminder that these are all real movies.
Are you kidding
It gets funnier with every title
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY INTO A FILM
THERE IS NOT POINT TO IT
ALL IT IS IS SEX, LEGIT THAT’S ALL IT IS
WITH ALL THESE AMAZING BOOKS THAT DESERVE A MOVIE
WHY PICK THAT ONE
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
her hair and lips change to the color of your blog
would you rather have no internet connection or no friends